Defensive Driving
After having experienced traffic in a good portion of major cities throughout the US, I feel justified in saying that a literacy test should be federally mandated for any dumbfuck attempting to get his/her license. The total disregard and disrespect people have for other drivers on the road is not only enraging, but fairly horrific.
This is just a friendly reminder to “share the road”, before you get your ass run over- potentially by me and my truck.
This PSA has been funded by the Jon Deyber Says Fuck Off Assholes Foundation.
Under The Dome
Under The Dome is possibly one of the most entertaining reads. I haven’t gotten so into a Stephen King novel, before. Definitely making the trip seem shorter. Hours have become pages and chapters. I swear, the real world seems to only exist when I’m loading a car.
I’m in literature heaven, right now.






